Not again!!!!!

Ok... so here's the scene:

Ginnie is driving home from work, runs into the house, and changes into her swim suit for doing laps at the new aquatic center off rockbridge road.
She meanders her way to the center and sits in front of the center with her left blinker on to turn into the center's parking lot.
SSSKKKKKEEEEEUUUUURRRTTT!!!!
*thinking: "That is coming from behind... FUCK!"
CCRAASSSHHH!!!
Ginnie's head slams into the side window as the car does a 180 and is now facing in the other direction.
Slowly, Ginnie putts her car into the shoulder of the road right in front of the sign. Unfortunately a small portion of the rear of the car is still in the road....

Ginnie grabs her head and thinks to herself "Mother fucker!!!!"

The man gets of his car crosses the road; meanwhile, Ginnie cautiously gets out of her car.

The man, being very verbose, gives Ginnie his life story: has had 4 DUIs and has his license revoked/suspended for 5 years; he will be getting his liscense back in a month. He asks me to lie about a friend driving his car. Ginnie agrees but has a hidden agenda: she will be honest... stupid mother fucker. The man says he will be arrested and blah blah blah blah blah blah.... boo hoo Ginnie thinks to herself. You should have been more careful.

The man tries to cut Ginnie a check for 3,000 dollars; meanwhile, Ginnie is standing there a little dumbfounded and unsure of what to do. She calls the cops 1. because she was in an accident and 2. she locked her keys in the car... oops!

I get his insurance stuff... state farm. Wow! They do good work.

30 minutes later.... a cop arrives at the scene: yay! Great to see that tax dollars are being well spent. Anyway, the cop proceeds to ask what happened and whatever... the man lies. The cop pulls Ginnie aside to ask her what happened.
Cop: "Is he lying?"
Ginnie: *nods head* "Yes."
Cop: "Yeah. I thought so. His hand was quivering as he spoke. You (as in people in general) can't bullshit me."
Ginnie: *laughs inside. Thinks: haha... yeah, I should start learning body lang.*

Processing BS.... LLOOOONNNG waiting period

Ginnie hands the cop what is in her hands... including the check.
Cop: "I wouldn't trust this if I were you (or something along those lines."'
Ginnie: *stands in silence still unsure of what is going on*


Later the cop asks Richie and me to do a little investigating and find a number to a local south trust bank (the bank that was on the check). I love that cell phones have the internet!! We give the number to the cop. The check is his brother's account (which the man DID tell us... at least he was honest about that much).

*side note: the car was taken to a body shop which the toyota dealership recommended and State Farm is taking care of it.... for the most part*

So as a result of all of this: The man is being charged with forgery of a check (which I must give a statement on... his brother is pressing charges... HHAHAHA.... i mean, that's so sad), following too closely, driving with a suspended license, having a concealed weapon (he had a knife on him), and possibly drug use (he had a pipe in his car). Hmmmmm....
Sucks for him.